Oscar Picks

Best Picture

What will win: The Social Network

What should win: The Social Network

What shouldn't win: The Kids Are All Right

What would win if we weren't bound by The Man and his crap list of nominees: The Social Network

Best Director

Who will win: Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan

Who should win: David Fincher, The Social Network

Who shouldn't win: David O. Russell, The Fighter

Who would win if we weren't bound by The Man and his crap list of nominees: Christopher Nolan, Inception

Best Actor

Who will win: Colin Firth, The King's Speech

Who should win: James Franco, 127 Hours

Who shouldn't win: Jeff Bridges, True Grit

Who would win if we weren't bound by The Man and his crap list of nominees: Leonardo DiCaprio, Shutter Island

Best Actress

Who will win: Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Who should win: Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Who shouldn't win: Jennifer Lawrence, Winter's Bone
Who would win if we weren't bound by The Man and his crap list of nominees: Ashley Bell, The Last Exorcist

Best Supporting Actor

Who will win: Jeremy Renner, The Town
Who should win: Christian Bale, The Fighter
Who shouldn't win: Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are Alright
Who would win if we weren't bound by The Man and his crap list of nominees: Sam Rockwell, Iron Man 2

Best Supporting Actress

Who will win: Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Who should win: Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Who shouldn't win: Melissa Leo, The Fighter

Who would win if we weren't bound by The Man and his crap list of nominees: Rebecca Hall, The Town

Best Writing – Original Screenplay

Who will win: Lisa Cholodenko and Stuart Blumberg, The Kids Are Alright
Who should win: Christopher Nolan, Inception

Who shouldn't win: Mike Leigh, Another Year

Who would win if we weren't bound by The Man and his crap list of nominees: Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland, The Last Exorcism

Best Writing – Adapted Screenplay

Who will win: Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

Who should win: Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

Who shouldn't win: Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, True Grit

Who would win if we weren't bound by The Man and his crap list of nominees: Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

Best Animated Feature

What will win: Toy Story 3

What should win: Toy Story 3

What shouldn't win: The Illusionist

What would win if we weren't bound by The Man and his crap list of nominees: Toy Story 3