Sunday, May 23, 2010

The most depressing part of the Lost finale



Sorry to all the following:

Michael
Walt
Ana Lucia
Nikki
Paulo
Mr. Eko
Daniel
Charlotte
Miles
Frank
Ilana
Arzt
Cindy
Vincent
And the dozens of other crash survivors who died on the island.

I guess you guys don't get into Heaven.

I mean, it's a big church! Look at all those empty pews! They could have fit more people in there!

Jack and his dad are dicks.

Good finale, though.

1 comments:

JC said...

I thought the absence of Michael was peculiar. The rest I'm sure we can come up with philosophical reasons they weren't there (in fact, the internet started without you!) Speaking of the internet, the people who hated the finale are teaming up with the people who hated the Sopranos finale and they're planning widespread boycotts of future awesome shows.