Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Reliable Sourced

I always knew I'd make it into the Washington Post's Reliable Source column one day. (For non-Washingtonians, The Reliable Source is sort of like the New York Post's infamous Page Six column, except instead of movie stars and socialites, it mostly features politicians, local celebrities, and women who just like to pretend they're socialites.)

I was hoping to make it in because I married a wealthy Middle Eastern diplomat/oil sheik's daughter in a big, splashy Washington wedding. Realistically, though, I knew it was far more likely that I'd end up there after being arrested streaking in front of the White House in an intoxicated state or something. (Getting caught crashing a state dinner was my back-up plan, but people beat me to it.)

But I'll take this.

5 comments:

William said...

That is so awesome! Congrats :-)

Tinksfairy said...

How cool! My roommate, a reporter who often chases Chris Dodd around (you know, literally chases him) was in a photo in the NY Times the other day, and she RECYCLED it! I'm glad you saved your moment of glory. =)

JC said...

Saw that. Nicely done.

lacochran's evil twin said...

WOW!

Remember the little people. (So you can walk all over them.)

Scotus said...

Thanks, guys. With this accomplished, my next goal is to make it onto the front page of the Washington Post.

Which will require me to either do something really heroic or really illegal. Illegal seems easier.