But will there be cigars?

We all know what happens last time we mixed Bill Clinton and interns together.

So I have no idea what an "Intern Social Session" is (isn't that pretty much what the entire summer is for D.C. interns?), but apparently, it involves networking, 50¢ wings, and the possibility of getting banged by President Clinton.

At some point, I hope The Town Tavern has Blue Dress Night. Stain optional.