It's been forever since I did this last, but here are some of the searches that have brought people (many of them apparently highly disturbed) here.
"blogger dan" - I don't know who this is, but if I wasn't sort of stuck with Scotus at this point, I would totally change my name to Blogger Dan. My real name isn't even Dan. I just like it.
"homeless people are bad" - Like, bad for society? Bad in the sense that they're evil and plotting against us? I need context.
"what is the actor devan sawa's income?" - To the best of my knowledge, Devan Sawa hasn't ever done anything to me personally, but he's one of those former kid actors I can't stand. I think maybe it's because Hollywood desperately tried to force him on us, no matter much we didn't want him, resulting in some really bad films. Regardless, looking at his IMDB entry, I doubt his income is all that impressive.
"local porn in d.c." - Can't help you here, but I know of a wonderful place in Springfield.
"best porn sites in the universe" - Not just on Earth, but the entire universe? I love the idea of intergalactic porn sites. God only knows what other species might consider erotic. (Hey, get your tentacles out of those holes! That's not right.)
"jennifer schwalbach plastic surgery" - For some reason, a lot of people are curious as to whether Kevin Smith's wife had plastic surgery. I don't know why she'd bother. I mean...it's Kevin Smith, not Brad Pitt. He's not going anywhere.
"allison starling, porn" - You know, it seems like people in D.C. used to talk about/lust after Allison Starling all the time, and now they're not for some reason. But I don't think she's done porn. Nor do I think she's a collector of porn. So this search fails on both levels.
"lindsay czarniak, bikini" - I get at least three people a day looking for pictures of Lindsay Czarniak in a bikini. Which might seem like a lot, but I used to get creepier searches involving Lindsay Czarniak, and more of them. Anyway, I have no idea why anyone would think such photos are floating around, but if anyone has them, send them along and I'll post them. Frankly, the traffic they'd generate would probably enable me to quit my job and do this for a living.
"what happens to kal penn?" - I'm sure this person probably meant "what happens to kal penn on House," but it really would be nice if Google was able to provide information about the future. But since it can't (yet), I'll step in: Kal Penn moves to D.C., decides he hates it here, and leaves within six months. There you go.
"blogger dan" - I don't know who this is, but if I wasn't sort of stuck with Scotus at this point, I would totally change my name to Blogger Dan. My real name isn't even Dan. I just like it.
"homeless people are bad" - Like, bad for society? Bad in the sense that they're evil and plotting against us? I need context.
"what is the actor devan sawa's income?" - To the best of my knowledge, Devan Sawa hasn't ever done anything to me personally, but he's one of those former kid actors I can't stand. I think maybe it's because Hollywood desperately tried to force him on us, no matter much we didn't want him, resulting in some really bad films. Regardless, looking at his IMDB entry, I doubt his income is all that impressive.
"local porn in d.c." - Can't help you here, but I know of a wonderful place in Springfield.
"best porn sites in the universe" - Not just on Earth, but the entire universe? I love the idea of intergalactic porn sites. God only knows what other species might consider erotic. (Hey, get your tentacles out of those holes! That's not right.)
"jennifer schwalbach plastic surgery" - For some reason, a lot of people are curious as to whether Kevin Smith's wife had plastic surgery. I don't know why she'd bother. I mean...it's Kevin Smith, not Brad Pitt. He's not going anywhere.
"allison starling, porn" - You know, it seems like people in D.C. used to talk about/lust after Allison Starling all the time, and now they're not for some reason. But I don't think she's done porn. Nor do I think she's a collector of porn. So this search fails on both levels.
"lindsay czarniak, bikini" - I get at least three people a day looking for pictures of Lindsay Czarniak in a bikini. Which might seem like a lot, but I used to get creepier searches involving Lindsay Czarniak, and more of them. Anyway, I have no idea why anyone would think such photos are floating around, but if anyone has them, send them along and I'll post them. Frankly, the traffic they'd generate would probably enable me to quit my job and do this for a living.
"what happens to kal penn?" - I'm sure this person probably meant "what happens to kal penn on House," but it really would be nice if Google was able to provide information about the future. But since it can't (yet), I'll step in: Kal Penn moves to D.C., decides he hates it here, and leaves within six months. There you go.
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