DCRTV hears directly from longtime Channel 4/WRC legend George Michael (right) that he will be giving up his nightly sports anchoring duties come March, as well as his nationally syndicated "Sports Machine," but he will continue to host Redskins-related shows (with Sonny Jurgensen, John Riggins, and Michael Wilbon) for the NBC-owned station. (DCRTV)
Geez. That's actually kind of shocking. George Michael has been the Channel 4 sports anchor for as long as I've lived here, and I guess I just assumed he always would be. Even if nuclear war turned DC into a post-apocalyptic wasteland, I would have put money on the only two things to survive being the cockroaches and George Michael.
I hope this doesn't mean Lindsay Czarniak is going to take over as the head sports anchor. I have nothing against her, and she's definitely easy on the eyes (and apparently a laugh riot, as she won the Funniest Sports Celebrity contest earlier this week), but is she ready for the head job? I dunno. It's possible I'm just being incredibly sexist.
Oh, and speaking of Czarniak, I'm pretty sure I've only mentioned her once, but I still get a high (i.e., disturbing) amount of Google hits from people (i.e., stalkers) looking for information on her. Some of the best (i.e., ones that made me cringe):
"jeff gordon, divorce and lindsay czarniak"
"lindsay czarniak bikini"
"'lindsay czarniak'jew"
"lindsay czarniak is hot"
"lindsay czarniak lesbian"
"lindsay czarniak naked"
I mean, come on, people. She's a sportscaster in a major TV market, not a porn star. Why would you think there are naked photos of her floating around on the Internet?
Pull up your pants, and either take a cold shower or just switch over to WTTG and watch Dave Feldman do sports. That'll take the lead out of your pencil.
I hope this doesn't mean Lindsay Czarniak is going to take over as the head sports anchor. I have nothing against her, and she's definitely easy on the eyes (and apparently a laugh riot, as she won the Funniest Sports Celebrity contest earlier this week), but is she ready for the head job? I dunno. It's possible I'm just being incredibly sexist.
Oh, and speaking of Czarniak, I'm pretty sure I've only mentioned her once, but I still get a high (i.e., disturbing) amount of Google hits from people (i.e., stalkers) looking for information on her. Some of the best (i.e., ones that made me cringe):
"jeff gordon, divorce and lindsay czarniak"
"lindsay czarniak bikini"
"'lindsay czarniak'jew"
"lindsay czarniak is hot"
"lindsay czarniak lesbian"
"lindsay czarniak naked"
I mean, come on, people. She's a sportscaster in a major TV market, not a porn star. Why would you think there are naked photos of her floating around on the Internet?
Pull up your pants, and either take a cold shower or just switch over to WTTG and watch Dave Feldman do sports. That'll take the lead out of your pencil.
7 comments:
That's a bummer about George Michael. Whenever I come home to D.C., all I need to feel at home is some Ledo's pizza and a very, very loud George Michael rant.
At least there's still Redskins Report. Did you see the episode last year when he was on painkillers and flipped out on the air?
Ledo Pizza and George Michael, two things that tried to ruin my childhood.
Czarniak jew?
Of all the girls to come out of the SMAD program at JMU she is by far the not hottest.
How about Czarniak and Czaban running Channel 4 sports?
heyyy it's a couple years later now... still no p0rn nude pics yet?
:)
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