Holy crap, how hot is Michelle Malkin?

I just got back from the big Republican protest at the New York Times' DC bureau. "Big" being relative. There were only about twenty people there, but what they lacked in numbers, they more than made up for in Righteous Anger. At least, the ones who weren't giggling.

Well, twenty might be a bit generous. After all, there were a few members of the media, as well as random gawkers just standing around. So it was more like fifteen. And it's hard to take seriously the guy wearing the Boris mask (you know, the spy from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Get the joke? Witty!) and his friends, so let's knock it down to ten. And a lot of those people looked pretty spaced out, so I'm not entirely sure they even knew they were participants in a protest, as opposed to, say, standing in a soup kitchen line. So really, it was like two total protesters. And Michelle Malkin.

Yes, Michelle Malkin was also there, looking smoking hot in a green tank top and shorts*. Which really makes me wonder, why don't our pundits look that good? Actually, are there even any female liberal pundits? I think the closest we have is Dana Priest**, and even though she's very attractive for a mature woman, she's not Malkin hot.

If we ever get a liberal news network up and running to rival Fox, this is something we need to work on.

* At least, I'm pretty sure it was Michelle Malkin. If it wasn't, I apologize. I don't think all Asian women look alike. It's just that this one looked like the photo on Malkin's website and smelled of evil and bullshit, so I'm pretty sure it was her.

** Obviously, Dana Priest isn't a liberal pundit. I'm sure she's a consummate, unbiased professional. But liberals love her and conservatives hate her, so...you know. I'm claiming her.

Update: Someone better prepared than I was took pictures. It was Michelle Malkin! I know evil when I smell it.