Hi, there. I really don't want to type out a long bio, especially since my goal is to more or less stay anonymous, but here's the pertinent information:
1) I'm a single, straight guy in my 20s. I live in Washington, DC.
2) I have a job I don't like very much, but the money's good and it's about as intellectually demanding as farting, so I'm reluctant to leave.
3) Here are the things that fascinate me, in no particular order: politics, comic books, zombie films, and Britney and K-Fed. That's not to say that I won't discuss anything else here, but these are the most important issues of the day.
That's about it. Carry on.